When two curious kids begin to question the holiday stories they've been told, an unexpected visitor arrives to help them discover the truth - The Flying Spaghetti Monster. From the ancient Roman celebration of Saturnalia to Nicholas of Myra, from Odin to Father Christmas, Spaghetti's Ready For The Truth About Santa explores how cultural traditions evolved over time to shape the holiday hero we know and cherish today.

Written for parents of children who are ready for the truth, this one-of-a-kind tale brings a secular, science-minded perspective to the season while using humor, history, and critical thinking to gently guide families through one of childhood's biggest questions. More than just a story about Santa, this book is a playful introduction to the way beliefs evolve, myths merge, and cultures create meaning - encouraging kids to see the holidays not as magic, but as a celebration of imagination, generosity, and wonder.

Enjoy a preview of the book below, illustrated by the incredibly talented Geoffry Smalley. The book is scheduled to be released on Amazon November 24th, 2025 (the anniversary of Darwin’s On The Origin of Species). Pre-Order on Amazon HERE.