This is a proud moment for any parent raising their children to be science loving critical thinkers. This book is intended to make the most out of this moment with a story that attempts to prepare kids to navigate a complex world of ideology and misinformation that they will inherit.

For kids that are ready for the truth, this story follows the all-knowing omniscient deity, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, as he takes two skeptical kids on a journey through time to uncover the truth about Santa Claus. From Saturnalia to Nicholas of Myra, Odin to Father Christmas, Spaghetti's Ready For The Truth About Santa is a story about how ancient myths and cultural traditions evolved over time to create the holiday tales we tell today.

Enjoy a preview of the book below, illustrated by the incredibly talented Geoffry Smalley. The book is scheduled to be released on Amazon November 24th, 2025 (the anniversary of Darwin’s On The Origin of Species), but pre-orders will begin soon. Sign up below to get notified when it’s available for pre-order.